Vanilla feet

Your feet are hella white compared to any other part of your skin.

Guy1- Look at that guy. He's so tan yet his feet could be as white as his ass.

Guy2- No way. He has vanilla feet.

by pigsblood January 25, 2015

tree-feet

When someone's feet resembles a tree.

Angela has a bad case of tree-feet; pray for her.

by orklepee February 17, 2015

Frodo feet

Large feet

Look her frodo feet

by Neks March 8, 2015

farty feet

When your feet squeak and make fart noises on the non-carpeted floor, and the person there with you or on the phone with you thinks you're farting.

*can't stop making fart noises*
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!

by LokiSleeve July 24, 2015

fleek feet

(slang; fleek) combination of fly & sleek, feet (on hover board)

Damn, Tiff... Did you see those fleek feet just ride past

by Fleekfeet October 15, 2015

happy feetus

like happy feet, but inside your pregnant belly.

When your baby is so happy that you can feel it kicking its feet around.

Girl, yo baby is kicking like crazy, must have a case of happy feetus!

by Meselfandeye September 24, 2016

Morning Feet

The feeling of numbness in your feet when you wake up on a important day

She was late because she had morning feet

by DreamTransfer September 6, 2016