Five Finger Fairy

When a guy jizzes on your face and then immediately dusts it with a handful of glitter.

Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter

"Susan, why is your face so iridescent?"
"Oh, my boyfriend just gave me a Five Finger Fairy"

by Paleslayer April 29, 2018

Five Finger Therapy

Getting slapped.

My mom gave me some five finger therapy because I played outside today.

by Tha Shoe July 15, 2013

Five Dollar Shotgun

saying something stupid because you have no knowledge about the subject that your speaking on. AND/OR, Saying something stupid purely based on emotion, not based on reality or fact.

I usually love reading the avtimes.com comments section. Everyone’s popping off like five dollar shotguns and making themselves look dumb. Everyone except for “Some Guy”... That dude is cool.

by XXNeanersXX September 22, 2018

Back hand five

It's when your too lazy to turn around or your hands are occupied to give a normal high five so you give a high five with the back hand

Person 1: High Five!
Person 2: I can't I'm carrying my books, but Back Hand Five!
(clap)

by the514slacker January 28, 2011

five case on a three

Wearing expensive clothes with a shitty body is like hiding your shitty iPhone 3 with a 5 case.

Erin: "Wow! Lookit that girl wearing Oscar De La Renta!"
Marco: "Muffin top, spider veins, and a Spock ear... clearly, it's a five case on a three . "

by Terio Marin June 17, 2016

Tyson five round

To poop at such an angle that the turds hit your scrotum. Such as when a boxer hits a speed bag.

"Damn bro, I was taking a dump when that plane was in a vertical dive and it made me do a tyson five round!"

by 2ShadesOfNas-T February 12, 2012

Handy Five-fetus

Anti-choice nutbag hoarding "bio-hazard" material

The Former Guy DOJ official and Federalist Society member, David Morrell, owns a Washington, D.C., house whose tenant, Lauren Handy, got busted storing fetuses in a cooler. reached for comment the woman said "omg they're gonna freak when they find out about my Handy Five-fetus"

by Uncle Joosie April 01, 2022