Ethan

Ethans are very dark and twisted individuals. Ethans usually range between 5 foot 5 and 4 ft tall and his temper is as short as him. You can often find them in their natural habitat of roblox playing an fps or meep city. Alternitivly you can find them playing call of duty and screaming at young children. When challenged the average Ethan will begin to mock you and attempt to demasculate you. Then if it persists he will grow louder and angrier when mocked it becomes worse. When stuck in this situation you must offer him his favorite food, ice cream, and ignore everything else he says.

"Wow that Ethan is very dark and twisted."

Ethan by ovendweller42 January 4, 2024

Ethan

a cute lil dumbass bitch that likes to sniff the cheese from his own cock.

my pookie is such an ethan

Ethan by ethans big tittty gf January 15, 2024

Ethan

Ethan ”smoking on that jessica pack” “smoking that Jessica og kush”

Ethan is a funny guy

Ethan by Ben000010101019101019 June 27, 2024

Ethan

a person with a dick longer than drake and smashes more mums a day then days in a year and everyone likes him

i got railed by ethan and i loved it

Ethan by ethan the g July 17, 2024

Ethan

a person with a dick longer than drake and smashes more mums a day then days in a year and everyone likes him. and is the best at every sport

i got railed by ethan and i loved it

Ethan by ethan the g July 17, 2024

Ethan

A relatively below-average-height Asian who has recently been diagnosed with a contagious disease; Uniqueness. He is extremely addicted to games, and what other people do with phones, he does with a bigass $49.95 hp laptop.

"Ethan, you're so sped."

Ethan by HammyShoe July 18, 2024

Ethan

The most homophobic and republican fatass the world has ever seen. Hyper religious and stupid. Many Ethan’s hang out with jock friend groups who think they accept them, but really don’t even notice them. Ethan’s are also extremely vulgar and are more prone to saying slurs. Often times one can find an Ethan harassing a group of minorities and spouting slur after slur.

Yo Jerome, this bitch across the room is for real an Ethan

Oh word? Let’s dip ‘fore we get harassed.

Ethan by Cheeto Finger August 15, 2024