cake eater

Slang term for gay or lesbian, i.e., having one's cake and eating it too. Also, perhaps mis-heard as "cock eater" but this is erroneous. The term is not exclusive to either gender.

"Boy, that girl's hot!"

"Don't even think about it. She's a freakin' cake eater."

by Juliana James-Thomas December 25, 2008

Cake Eater

1. A gay guy
2. Refers to the people who beheaded Queen Antionette (when she was about to be beheaded, rose her head and said "Let them eat cake")
3. random insult, like queer, idiot, or freak

1. Stop looking at those guys, you cake eater! You are supposed to like girls!

2. Those cake eaters beheaded the queen!

3. shut up you cake eater!

by ashley xx May 1, 2006

Eastern Butthole

Your mom's anus

Guy: Man my gooch hasn't been licked today, can't wait to get home to get my gooch licked by an Eastern Butthole

by FuckBoy69Me April 26, 2014

Eastern Star

When your Mother In Law gives you a hand job.

I went to the family reunion and got an Eastern Star.

by _urbanlegend_ October 10, 2019

Eastern Randolph High School

high school in hick town; hillbilly hell; where you can buy your weed and contract genital herpes at the same time while on the bleachers; you don't have a big truck or small penis? we don't want you here. all of us are fake, white trash, and need to find a bible. nicotine and football are our best features

Oh you go to eastern randolph high school? my 7 year old had an affair with one of the teachers there

by josleigh November 14, 2019

Eastern Washington University

A large regional university in Cheney, Washington. Has kick-ass athletic programs. By far the most cost-effective University to get a degree.

Dude: Why Eastern Washington University though?
EWU junior: I don't want any debt and I wanna get hooked up with an actual job.

by gnarlygrad January 15, 2023

Eatership

The number of patrons buying food from a cafeteria (or other eating establishment).

Sales are down in the cafeteria, so we are seeking ways to increase eatership.

by m-san March 11, 2008