fuck a duck

fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
rape an ape or two
finger fuck an elephant
screw a kangaroo.

my middle school's fuck a duck version

by JuliaStrange August 28, 2009

Fuck the duck

A sex position in which the female has the duck face while the penis goes into the anus

"did you see joe?"
"no he's doing the fuck the duck with the slut"

by kaunis4041 August 18, 2012

Duck Dynasty

A polygamist commune of gay married homosexual men living as a family unit. Know for their frequent gay orgies at which the grunting sounds of numerous men amid various angry sex acts can sound like a flock of angry ducks.

1. Person 1: Have you seen Joe recently? Person 2: Didn't you hear? He married into that duck dynasty out in the desert.

2. The group of apes grunting in unison sounded like a duck dynasty.

by InnocentBystander69 May 8, 2014

Duck Dynasty (Duck Dy-Nasty)

When you ass is so tight and you fart, it sounds like a duck call.

Duck Dynasty (Duck Dy-Nasty) I am so stressed out, I had a full day of duck dynasty

by BradLaw July 16, 2015

duck ass

someone who does or says something so stupid that they deserve a kick in the ass. derived from the way ducks hold their tail feathers up in the air, exposing their asses

dude: rich just bet that guy $300 he could finish the entire fifth of 151.
bro: da fuck?
dude: dunno.
bro: rich is a duck ass. he's gonna lose the money and be passed the fuck out.

by explainer February 14, 2004

Love duck

A term losers use to describe their gf/bf. Not used by many ppl, (mostly because, well face it! What's a love DUCK supposed to mean??

A flower for you, merry Christmas my love duck!! 8-B
oh Alex! Gives him a big fat hug absorbing him into her fatne-uhhh i mean....extra..

by Brit1228 December 24, 2009

butt duck

stinky farts that sound like ducks coming out your ass

alyssa has a butt duck.

by Corinne_creep December 17, 2008