by Senor Finkelstein March 8, 2008
Get the Giant Douchemug. One who is Queen Douche probaly uses a douche, smells like a douche, and hit's douches.She rules over krusty doucheland and has sir maiden douches. Basically it's every meaning of the word douche.
Autumn Queen of Douches creed :hear he hear he from the flaming mellows marsh to the nemadick mountains through sir nichlolas's nature. I rule all of smelly doucheland and every used and clean douche that lives in it. I am and will always be the douche queen. Through the crotch crossing and the trout (fish ) trail I will rule over all douches.
by scottnicholas October 10, 2006
Get the Queen of Douchesmug. Someone who appears to be witty but actual steals all his material from 4Chan. They tend to use words they find from Urban Dictionary but typically expose their stupidity with pointless attacks.
Someone who pretends to be a player by constantly bragging about all the girls they bang and cheat on, and constantly talk about how they're drunk 24/7 because they think it's cool, as well as pretend to do drugs. All this is done to impress their only friends: forum posters.
Someone who pretends to be a player by constantly bragging about all the girls they bang and cheat on, and constantly talk about how they're drunk 24/7 because they think it's cool, as well as pretend to do drugs. All this is done to impress their only friends: forum posters.
Super Douche - "Perhaps if you had half a brain cell you'd be competent enough to comprehend the situation, but as it stands you lack the intelligence to properly screw in a lightbalb."
Super Douche - "lol i missed that thread because i was out all night banging chicks and drinking shots, ive got a serious hangover right now, but the drugs probably didnt help"
Super Douche - "lol i missed that thread because i was out all night banging chicks and drinking shots, ive got a serious hangover right now, but the drugs probably didnt help"
by Dinobot June 8, 2009
Get the Super douchemug. Any individual that is undoubtedly being an asshole via the internet just because he or she has the safety of being behind a computer instead of actually saying those most offensive things in person. They usually use intarwebz slang & improper english.
NOTE: See E-THUG for any additional description.
NOTE: See E-THUG for any additional description.
(Member on messaged board): I dont think thats true. I have to disagree
(Douche Cockosaurus): y0 foo! who u th4nk u iz, nigg@!? Mi g3o m3tr0 can do 11 secundz in a qwater mile. u aint g0t no commun since y0! i g0nna fAwk y0 mom and m4ke u watch me d0 it! STFU & GTFO!
(Douche Cockosaurus): y0 foo! who u th4nk u iz, nigg@!? Mi g3o m3tr0 can do 11 secundz in a qwater mile. u aint g0t no commun since y0! i g0nna fAwk y0 mom and m4ke u watch me d0 it! STFU & GTFO!
by E. Jeezy January 13, 2009
Get the Douche Cockosaurusmug. tyler klippel is a douche bag
by duche bag hater October 9, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. Oh man, I got douche pimples watching that comedian bomb on stage. The worst part was that he thought he was funny!
by VA1N June 27, 2010
Get the douche pimplesmug. 