pee the dog

Letting the dog go outside to pee and/or drop a few stools.

{John}: Martha, can you pee the dog, please? I think that he has to go poddy.
...
{Martha}: John, I pee'd the dog but he didn't piss or shit.

by Telephony December 22, 2021

Deformed Dog

A meme where a guys cute doggie stands on HIS burgers

Some Guy: This is my cute doggie standing on HIS burgers

Another guy: deformed dog lmao

by Mikufigurine April 6, 2022

circus dog

A trick a dog performs while catching a Frisbee whereas they bounce it off of their nose one or more times before catching it in their mouth. One bounce would constitute a circus dog, two bounces would be a double circus dog, three bounces for a triple circus dog, etc.

My dog Sheeba was so lose she was pulling double circus dogs all afternoon.

by MrRockandRoll May 1, 2004

Paris Dog

A small, fashionable dog. much like many of Paris Hilton’s dogs. Usually a chihuahua or Pomeranian

“Look at that girls handbag! She has a Paris Dog stuffed in there, how cute!”

by livia:) June 1, 2021

Flafo dog

a whimsical little dog
basically a good boy :D

Flafo dogs are the greatest

by IdontLikeFlafoing January 11, 2023

Dog Pies

Dog Pies are dog feces piles of poop, usually in the lawn of someone who owns a dog.

"Ew dude, did your dog have Dog Pies on the ground?"
"Yes!"

by CarterSmith September 12, 2023

It is forbidden to dog

A poorly translated "No dogs allowed"

Person #1: Hey, can I take my dog the store?
Person #2: It is forbidden to dog

by Dog Forbidder December 1, 2021