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dirt fiction

dirt fiction is when someone says something gay as shit and is a furry
Dirt: thats why ur a dweeby looking fucker that fucks dogs
Me: yeah thats dirt fiction
by FlexOnGrandma October 20, 2020
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dirt legal

permission granted to put your dick into someone's dirt box
Susie loves getting it up the ass...told me my cock is dirt legal and I can fuck her in the ass any time.
by M. Goldberglocks June 12, 2025
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Bagging in the dirt house

Having secret sex in either your or your partner’s grandparents house
“Hey Todd, do you want to hang out on Saturday?”
“Sorry I can’t, Marlene and me will be bagging in the dirt house. It might take all weekend.”
by Phat Sugar July 24, 2024
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Midnight dirt bike

A large, cheek clapping fart that arrives, unexpectedly in the dead of night, from a sleeping dispenser.
I see you kick started the midnight dirt bike again last night!
by anonymous May 23, 2022
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Dirt-tantiful

A suntan that ends up just being dirt that washes off
“I was complimented on my tan but when I got home and took a shower it was actually just dirt that washed off, it’s just a dirt-tantiful skin bronzer
by Franleen January 4, 2024
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dirt head

Someone with dreads who chooses to look homeless but actually isn’t. A trust-fund young adult with outspoken socialist political leanings and filthy clothes often stinking of patchouli or other incense. Dirt heads can typically be found loitering in small groups, generally with dogs and often with musical instruments. Can often be found busking in urban settings or attending small-venue indie musical acts.
Have you seen Abby recently? She’s a dirt head now. Her armpit hair is dirtier than my nutsac after I wiped my ass back-to-front.
by Uncle Butt March 22, 2023
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Dirt sailing

When a man takes his erect penis and in a smooth "sailing" motion runs it along the butthole of a prone person.
The other day Kenny tied a little sail to his dick and went dirt sailing before throwing a piece of eight on her back!
by Habberstamp July 9, 2022
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