Chris Woods

a famous porn star from the late 50's. the first person to be caught on film giving multiple women an orgasm at the same time.

man i got these two fine hotties and i pulled a chris woods last night!

by Sargonis October 8, 2008

Good Chris

A name to call the Chris you like more if there are 2 or more Chris' in any given situation or group. other Chris' can be given other more appropriate nicknames e.g. spud, bad Chris, etc.

lisa: then chris said i was a fat slag!
kerry: wait, is this good chris or bad chris?
lisa: bad chris. good chris would never call me that, he too nice

by madchris20 April 13, 2009

Chris Browned

When a skank is harassing a man and wont stop, he might slap her around a little bit to silence her. This can be referred to as "Chris Browning" a hoe.

This bitch was totally annoying me, I threatened to "Chris Brown" her ass.

This girl pissed me off the other day and I totally chris browned her ass, she didnt get up.

by Kyle Howitt February 25, 2009

Chris Brown'd

1.To be beaten up

2.Beaten up especially in order to be taught a lesson/corrected

Person 1:Dude! What happened to Rihanna's face?
Person 2: Oh, I heard she got Chris Brown'd

by jr12 February 18, 2009

Chris Brown

Verb: The act of violently beating your sexual partner after finding out that you got an STD from them.

"I Chris Browned my wife when she told me she had herpes 3 days after I giggoogidied her gaflavity with my googus."

by rednynja December 27, 2009

Chris Crinkle

Chris Crinkle (Noun)
And inflatable Santa Clause lawn or roof onament that is partially or completely deflated.

Thanks to the neighbor kid's bb gun I am now the proud owner of Chris Crinkle.

by coctopus January 8, 2007

Chris Brown

The act of committing domestic violence in a dancey, high energy way.

Tim - "Dude, why is your face bruised up?"
Mike - "Shelly kicked me in the face eight times while she was dancing, she went totally Chris Brown on me"

by Sherlock24 April 7, 2009