desperation beer

The beer you only drink when you're out of options. Usually left in your fridge by someone else. Often Coors Light.

"Better do a beer run, all I've got left are two Desperation Beers!"

by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012

Beer Koozied

When you've had anal sex with a dark skinned woman who has a voluptuous derriere or booty.

Where the dark skin of her ass cheeks and tight sphincter look and act as the Koozie, and the mans penis resembles the bottom end of the beer bottle going into its Koozie.

One Guido said to the other Guido, I Beer Koozied this bootylicious chick up against the wall in the alley outside the club last night, fist pump!!

by 420Freetime February 3, 2012

Beer Downs

When you stop drinking and get sleepy and sluggish. You have a case of the "beer downs".

Dude, I got a serious case of the beer downs!
Man, why did I stop drinking ... now I have the beer downs.
I got keep drinking or I'll get the beer downs.

by Tolan$1225 March 17, 2017

Pocket Beer

A beer that was purchased in the past for future consumption, even though you currently were currently consuming other beverages, but knowing that when said cocktails were finished, he would want another beverage.

Rob got super drunk on Saint Patrick’s Day yesterday as a result of all the “pocket beers” he had consumed... not all the cocktails he drank.

by Lucky Robbie March 18, 2018

pour the beer

The action of being passive-aggressive toward an oblivious person, in an extreme and upsetting way such as pouring a beer.

-I hate Michael! I had to pour the beer!
- Why? What did he do this time?
- He replied to me with just 3 words after I sent a long paragraph.
- Ugh dude ok...

by strongorganizatinoskills February 22, 2020

beer date

When your too wasted to realize your on a date with a super ugly and stupid person

I was on a beer date last night and damn she was ugly.

by Jlabelle April 21, 2016

Beer Truce

When, at the end of a binge, there is one beer beverage left in the fridge/cooler/box beside the beer pong table. No one shall touch or drink the beer til the next morning. The first one who wakes is the first one who takes, thus starting an early day of getting shit faced.

Dude, we must instate a beer truce until tomorrow. Then it can be resolved.

I'm too drunk to argue over one beer. Let's call a beer truce.

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

by b. real October 28, 2010