Happy Emo

Hah! There is no such thing. Emos are always miserable, otherwise they shouldn't call themselves emos. The whole emo philosophy is to be permanently depressed in order to get attention. Stupid brats.
Therefore, the isn't any such thing as a happy emo, because that would be breaking strict emo rules - and you wouldn't want to do that; you'd only make them cry even more
*shudders*

Me: hello!
Emo: *cry* ...hi...I guess
Me: so you're an emo now are you?!
Emo: *cry*
Me: fucking trend follower
Emo: *cry*

by KillTheEmosPlease February 20, 2005

Happy Trail

A line of pubic hair that often starts above your belly button in the middle of your stomach and trails straight down to your pubic area and vagina (pussy). How else is a blind man gonna get there?

Blind man: "Show me where your happy trail is so I can get to that Honey Hole of yours!"

by FallenAngel1879 April 8, 2015

happy chappy

Used sarcasticly - One who when you try to crack a smile from let alone a conversation, it finds you more at odds than as a one legged man in an ass kicking competition. Very uncomfortable and most often resulting in random comments on the weather.

"sooo...its nice to finally meet you...what do you do for a crust"?
".....I work....."
"gee thats nice...in what field"?
".....Sales......"
"So hows about that sky...blue or what" (said with transparent enthusiasm)

by Krispi chips April 28, 2005

Happy Hour

The time during, and after sex/sexual happenings when one is in an extremely good mood.

Person A: well you seem to be in a good mood
Person B: *just had sex*i know... It’s happy hour;)

by sir-fucks-a-lot February 20, 2019

happy pirate

When a person is so high that one of their eyes closes like a pirate wearing an eye patch

we spoked 3 blunts alex was a happy pirate

by catoxx3 March 3, 2011

Happy Bunny

When you're fucking a girl, you cum all over her pubes and then pour bleach on them, then attach her ears to the ceiling and throw bricks at her ovaries and whilst making her jump

Man 1: Yeah, so I gave my girlfriend the happy bunny last night.
Man 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by awesomesauceton June 5, 2007

hand happies

the cramps you get in your hand from jacking off to much

He hit it so hard that he got tons of hand happies.

by omenboy June 19, 2003