knuckle hamburger

A variation of a hand job. The fist is applied to the penis, flattening it against the body.

This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.
Dude 1: I heard she gives a wild knuckle hamburger.

Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!
by Herschel Goldsteinberg April 23, 2023
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knuckle knob

That knuckle knob Dave fixed that roof and it's still leaking.
by JoeyBomm July 21, 2024
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knuckle knob

A person that is so stupid that everything they do in life is a stupid move.
That knuckle knob Dave fixed that roof and now it's leaking again.
by JoeyBomm July 21, 2024
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knuckle drill

"Keep it up jerkoff , and you and i are going to have a knuckle drill"
by easyrider September 06, 2007
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mayonnaise knuckle bump

When two bros go to knuckle bump each other and one has knowingly left ejaculation on his fist.
Ben: Hey brotha, what’s up? *offers knuckle forth for knuckle bump*

Chad: no man, I’m good, looks you got that mayonnaise knuckle bump there…
by JessaCali September 10, 2023
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Junk Knuckle

The point at which a penis bends.
Dude, his wang is so crooked it has a junk knuckle
by Whcgonzo October 26, 2011
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