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Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money
I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.
by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019
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Weston Johnson

A guy who tried to find his name on here but couldn't and decided to make his own.
Weston Johnson: *Searches name*
NO RESULTS FOUND
Weston Johnson: Fine, I'll do it myself
by TheJoeMister March 17, 2020
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Sloppy johnson

When a female suck ur dick and u smack her in the face with it
John hit Ciara in the face with his sloppy johnson
by Sloppy Johnson April 19, 2019
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Deep johnson

Some places are deep.. and some are deep johnson. (Extremely far from your location) you can also say deep johnson the 32nd or 91st (or any number based on how far the place really is)
Dewie- “you guys tryna get a bacon egg and cheese from the deli”
Vick- “hell nah nigga that shit deep johnson”
by Marc Stock the Ock January 21, 2022
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Chris Johnson

Chris Johnson Usually says “do you want banging
And “yes d feller”
by Big Chris December 2, 2019
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Johnson Oyefesobi pt 2

pt 2 because he’s a gemini meaning he’s 2 faced and this is the 2nd half of him, current update 28/10/2021, johnson oyefesobi is still living up to his reputation of being a manipulative toxic j gemini which can be proven in just one ss of a recent conversation, johno is a bully who thinks he can escape his fate because he is nigerian and gave water to a poor thirsty jamaican, he is forcing a ft call just for his chicken nuggets to cook to speed up the waiting time which proves toxicity, to this day he is still finessing kills and owned up to it with chest and all he can say to this is “cap” even tho he knows he’s lying, only difference is that he is no longer the biggest greyting known to man, he calls himself J Flavours and still here he is with no flavour as expected
still to this day, when you come into contact with a Johnson Oyefesobi pt 2, run, don’t even social distance, just run
by Chantelle Richmond October 27, 2021
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dylan johnson

A person who is the best at everything they does and has unlimited rizz
by laxbro13123 October 6, 2022
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