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Zombie

A coffee addict that can’t function without caffeine and looks like a zombie without it.
You know what just spend all your money on coffee you zombie.
by anonymous September 3, 2023
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maud zombie

Wicked ass derby girl that always drinks her boyfriends under the table.
P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maud Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."
by TalkerBettyCrocker February 9, 2014
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Zombie

A dude (or dudette) that rises from the dead (after a long no-communication period) and tries to start a conversation with fewer brains and tact than an actual zombie. They are in a subcategory of fuckboy.
Friend 1: "Brian from Tinder hasn't messaged me a week, but today he said 'hey'. Do you think that he's interested?"
Friend 2: "No! He's just being a zombie."

Friend A: "So...my ex never responded to the text I sent a year ago, but today he randomly asked how I was doing. What the fuck?"
Friend B: "What a Zombie! He's probably just bored and horny. Don't respond!"
by ThisB May 30, 2018
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Zombie

Someone who uses a lot of drugs (drug makes you mindless like a zombie
by Rf Laglame April 24, 2019
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it's gone zombie

when something has gone beyond viral

particularly for someone you dislike
"did you see Lucy's new post?"
"no, why?"
"oh shit dude. it's gone zombie"
by gone fuckin zombie May 6, 2017
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Zombie MAGApocalypse

A portmanteau of Zombie Apocalypse and MAGA referring to to the Capitol Insurrection that took place in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2017. Incited by Donald Trump and Republicans contesting the legal 2020 presidential election of Joseph Biden, numerous MAGA supporters stormed the Capitol building trying to stop the certification of the 2020 votes taking place in the Senate Floor in order to reinstate Trump as President. In hypocritical contrast to the Blue Lives Matter slogan espoused by MAGA supporters as a means of silencing Black Lives Matter, mobs were recorded swarming and assaulting Capitol Police officers trying to contain them from reaching the Senate Floor.

The term is used to describe how visually similar the insurrection was to a typical zombie apocalypse scenario, where a mindless horde of Trump supporters shambling on the streets was trying to get to survivors that had barricaded and hidden themselves inside a building- in this case the U.S. Capitol.
The democratic process of the United States faced its greatest threat to date when on January 6, 2017, sore loser Donald Trump incited a mob of his supporters to storm the Capitol Building to stop the certification of votes in what has become known as the Zombie MAGApocalypse.
by Insignificant 360 May 22, 2021
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Zombie Scroller

When you cannot stop reading something on the internet late at night for long periods of time.
Dude#1: Hey I was scrolling down my news feed for hours last night.
Dude#1: Man you're such a Zombie Scroller.
by Snell0007 January 26, 2016
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