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poo stank wet willie

when you put ya finger in ya booty, spit on it to make it moist and stick it in someones ear.
This nigga was talkin shit so when he fell asleep i gave him a poo stank wet willie.
by Chunky2425 January 8, 2009
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fazoodle your willy wonka

To jerk your penis in a ferocious way with a soft object like a hand that has been washed with lotion.
"Dude I heard Joey fazoodled his willy wonka yesterday, that was disgusting."

"Do you fazoodle your willy wonka at night?" Daniel Asked.
by Wildlink123 April 28, 2014
mugGet the fazoodle your willy wonkamug.

Flicky flicky Willy Donker

Mother: Oi, Flick the flicky flicky willy donker and get your arse to bed.

Son: Yes Mum. *turns off light*
by Tingus Pingus January 9, 2022
mugGet the Flicky flicky Willy Donkermug.

Reverse Reverse Wet Willy

Reverse Reverse Wet Willy, is when you put your finger in someone's ear and put it in your mouth.
- I did Reverse Reverse wet willy with my friend yesterday!
- Eww, That's gross!
by TheReverseStranger January 23, 2018
mugGet the Reverse Reverse Wet Willymug.

one-eyed wet willy

The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!

Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."

Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
by cubbi54 October 4, 2015
mugGet the one-eyed wet willymug.

Big Willy Club

A club/list created by perverted women to judge a man based on the size of his manhood
His trousers were very tight and I could see he is in the big willy club
by 3001spike October 3, 2018
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Next mans willy

Next mans willy is the man who steals your dream woman from you. He is always better and prettier than you. Your crush only texts you when next mans willy is not answering her.
Person A: „Bro she left me on read for 2 days but just told me that she was sleeping 34 hours, it‘s all good.“
Person B: „Bro nobody sleeps 34 hours. She was probably in the Hotel room with next mans willy.
by HakFather October 29, 2022
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