Erik Van Aken

An individual who is just seen as the ugly person of the group, usually comes with a dead trim. They also support a joke of a football team. Used in many ways

" Oh hes a Erik Van Aken"

by manchestermassive123 March 25, 2024

man with a white van

I don't know him but he is very trustworthy and honest so if he says he has candy, you best get in the van.

Vanman: hey kid d'you want some candy?

Child: I sure do mister.

Vanman: then get in the van.

Kid1: I heard there's a man with a white van on the corner.

Kid2: I'm gonna ask if he has some candy

by Not a vanman June 28, 2021

Jade Van Tonder

Jade Van Tonder is a simp especially for Catra She-Ra

Person1:who’s Jade Van Tonder?
Person2:she’s that simp for Catra.

by MermistaSimp July 4, 2021

Skud Van

A piece of shit Van that un washed backpackers buy cheap to travel the country. They often smell like musty farts and are rusty. Over the vans life it would have taken on many tours of new Zealand and had the absolute bare minimum spent on it.

Snakes buy them at the end of the busy season for fuck all and "tidy them up" basically get there mate to put a dodgy warrant of fitness on it then sell them at the start of the next season for triple what they paid for them

Here we go another fucken skud van parked at the end of our fucken road

by Hector's schlong January 13, 2026