Ur uncle nick has no dick

The best come back

You:ur mom gay
Me an intellectual:Ur uncle nick has no dick

by Mr.sofcok May 21, 2018

Pop Tarts from your Uncle

Receiving a crappy gift/date/stalking from an older slightly creepy man.

Dude that date, was like getting pop tarts from your uncle.

by Doc Fitz February 27, 2019

father, uncle, cousin Kate

A nice way of saying FUCK in polite company.

Oh father, uncle, cousin Kate! There's no one to drive me home, and the bus drivers are on strike!

by pentozali February 20, 2011

sesqui-first great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s half-sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Uncle Leo, you know the Lawyer.

The act of having sex with a full grown midget, then afterwards you shove the midget into a box and send it to anywhere in the world via the Postal Service.

Uncle Leo, you know the Lawyer. Yeah I perform those all the time.

When have you performed a "Uncle Leo, you know the lawyer"?

Well this weekend after I got done banging this Dolly Parton look a like midget I put her ass into a box and sent her ass to Nova Scotia.

by Dagwood Bumstead October 5, 2012

help your uncle jack off a horse

A capitalization error, the difference between "Help your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "help your uncle jack off a horse"

Cowboy 1: Hey, partner! Go help your uncle jack off a horse!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!

by TehEndieMC December 14, 2014

drop a quarter and call my uncle

to take a shit and make someone eat it

if he dont stop talkin shit im gonna make him when i drop a quarter and call my uncle on his asse

by t bear September 27, 2005