My word

Short for upon my word.

"My word, your cycling skills border on terrifying. You most certainly need much more practice riding."

-Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire

by Light Joker June 19, 2004

One Word

The term "one word" is used in place of the term "gay," usually in Politically correct environments such as offices or family dinners. The usage of the term "gay" in this instance refers to lame situations, not someone's sexual orientation.

The term only works when the speaker and the listener are both familiar with one another's lingo.

Ernie: Hey Frankie, how was the weekend?

Frankie: Oh, it was pretty bad. My girlfriend made me watch Titanic and then she started singing along with that crappy Celine Dion song...

Ernie: One word.

Frankie: Indeed. One word.

by Pollup December 29, 2007

The FNC Word

The dirtiest word in the English language, according the Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter - Fucking Nigger Cunt; can also be extended with the use of mother, nazi, and unicorn to be Mother Fucking Nigger Cunt Nazi Unicorn.

Michael Sho: The FNC Word. It's pronounced, Fucking Nigger Cunt
Michael Black: Used in a sentence, you're a Fucking Nigger Cunt

by lisa.gallagher2 February 25, 2010

Word Lottery

When a person (usually a woman and common with receptionists) won't shut the fuck up and have to speak just for the sake of speaking. The fact that they have nothing productive to say will not stop them. They have to talk like they just won the lottery - the word lottery that is. They will babble to themselves, make inaudible sounds, start stupid conversations that make no sense, ask questions that have no answers, use fake English accents etc... They spend words like they won't be on the planet tomorrow. You fantasize of killing yourself (or them) just to get some peace.

She just keeps on babbling like a complete moron. Did she just win the word lottery? Does she have to spend every fucking word she owns today? Will she just shut up and save something for another day?

by S. S. D. June 9, 2009

word litter

Words that do nothing for the meaning of the sentence but make the sentence longer, thereby making the speaker sound smarter, or get to talk longer.

His sentences were long and wordy, filled more with word litter (like "clearly", "certainly", "again") than with real meaning.

by snarkysparky November 11, 2009

Word Thief

Some one who tries to lay claim to someone else word, phrase or lexicon.

Hey that person is a word thief, I made up that word already, have been using it for years!

by King Wiley October 4, 2008

word owned

being owned or pwnd by a phone typing programmable dictionary such as t9word or iTap

"Dude my phone totally word owned me today."
"I totally lost that chick, because my phone word owned me."

by DiBars February 4, 2009