tyler j

he looks so awesome but he was in a video naked and looked kinda funny

A: tyler j was naked in a video and i can’t clear if out of my head
B: just kill yourself
A: okay good idea

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023

J Dahmers

Oversized square shape glasses that have a double bridge which match the style worn by Jeffrey Dahmer.

I be reppin' those J Dahmers when trying to pick up those true crime honeys.

by Jackie Dalner October 29, 2022

J Nasty

Something you call a girl who’s name is juliette and who’s knees are nasty af

Bob: “oh shit look at her knees“
Karen: “Ew, what a j nasty”

by Daniel Kerig March 15, 2020

J-House

A "downs" kid who attempts to beat box but simply memorizes songs off of the radio and repeats them to a group of kids at a lunch table.

lunch tabel:"hey j house give us some beats!"

j-house:"i aint gott nufin today"

lunch table:"come on j house we wont be here tomorrow"

j-house:"ight guyz this is dj big read with that new track from T-pain" then the j house sings the song making a ass out of himself

by IceMang January 4, 2008

Lee J

a difficult problem that nobody wants to deal with.

Lets see how the manager handle a "Lee J" like that.

by yourfridgeisbeeping November 8, 2022

Dirty J

A man in his early 40s who acts like he’s in his teens and also likes to be active with teens. He still lives off his mother While lying about everything. A dirty J will say they were in special ops navy division, a medical doctor, in tent city , a Chippendale’s stripper, and post things on Facebook saying that he is sleeping on a park bench all the while it is just a picture he took off of the TV of a park bench. A dirty J will be your best friend, funny, try to marry you within three days, and call his mama for money or pizza when she lives literally many states away. Dirty Jay doesn’t shower for three weeks at a time, wears the same clothes for those three weeks, and who knows how he cleans his foreskin.

Girl: Oh my god did you meet that dirty J? He Smells horrific and has been wearing that shirt for three weeks but man he’s done so many things in his life I’m so impressed and he’s only in his early 40s.
other girl: Ya I smelled him come in from a block away the other day when he came over and then he left when he found out I finally turned 21.
Girl: Well I am so lucky that I’m still 19 thank God.

by sandvag May 18, 2021

j man

the act of fucking your friends ex girlfriends as a guise to cover your obvious homosexual tendencies.

j man : hey noah, i just fucked jakes ex girlfriend, wanna seran my gay face and hot carl me , or just cornhole my gay ass really hard!!!!!?

by noah von wiener taker January 12, 2008