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Tit Teaser

A female, usually with large breasts, who deliberately attracts men's or lesbians' eyes to her tits by wearing a T-Shirt/top with an advertising slogan/logo/cute saying etc...Strategically
positioned right across her tits.

The professional Tit Teaser

A female who is paid to wear a promotional T Shirt/top with the advertising positioned right across her tits
Q.
"How can we promote our music this summer"?

A.
"get a Tit Teaser to walk around the malls and festivals"
by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009
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Tit fucker

1) a person who performs sex by placing ones penis
between the female breasts in an effort
to be manually climaxxed by friction.
2) absofuckinglutely pointless and very non-sexy
3) a fucking moron
1) bill likes to fuck pams tits.
2) she asked me if i wanted to tit fuck her, so i said no, i wanna stuff it up your ass.
3) Dan is a tit fucker
by Raistlin_ January 3, 2007
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Whiskey Tits

a phrase to call ones self or ones girlfriends/friends after the girl in question has been out sloppily drinking whiskey and sloshing it down her chin (where it drips into the bra) or directly into the cleavage.

unisex: can also mean when one is hammered from whiskey.
"Man, Dawn came home completely whiskey tits last night"
by xtle August 26, 2009
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rock tits

When someone's nipples become hard and pointy either because they are cold or because, in a girl, they are aroused.
Bethany's rock tits were a clear indication that it was getting cold out side.
by Jaymz T July 10, 2007
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tit-kerchief

aka Boob apron or Cami Secret. a small peice of cloth that attaches to a woman's bra to cover up the cleavage she doesnt want to show even though she knew her boobs would be on display in the top she is wearing.
Jenna in accounting has amazing boobs but I think she is hiding them with a tit-kerchief
by Olive R Twist December 24, 2010
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Teleporting Tits

A girl who bangs so many guys, so fast, that it appears that the little slut is teleporting from bed to bed (or any other place to have sex in)
Guy 1- Hey! last night I got some from Angela at the party!
Guy 2- Hey, last night so did I, and so did I almost every other guy there. She must have Teleporting Tits.
Guy 1-...
by Dumbalumbagin November 6, 2011
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tit tot

The nick name you give to a slut bag with tits the size of tots
Hey hoe stop being such a tit tot your really killing my mojo
by Clarence nightingale January 23, 2014
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