Mmm Sauce

Mmm Sauce, is what guys use to explain what they did with their girls.

There are 3 types of sauce.

Sauce: Making out (tounge)

*Must last longer than 5 minutes*

Mmm Sauce: Making out (tounge, groping, feeling up, dry hump)
*Must last longer than 15 minutes*

Mmm Saucy Sauce: Sex
*Must last way longer than an hour*
Dude #1: Bro!

Dude #2: Yo!

Dude #1: I got some wicked sauce with my gf!

Dude #2: HA doesnt even compare to my wild night.

Dude #1: Oh really?

Dude #2: Yeah bro!! At first it was Mmm Sauce, but then it exploded into Mmm Saucy Sauce! Blew my mind. Crazy night.
by Dah SauceMan June 15, 2010
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jank sauce

something that is extremely janky, strange, and poor quality
Wow, look at that car! It's covered in jank sauce!
OMG, it doesn't even have doors!
by har har har harrrrr June 03, 2011
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peen sauce

Any fluid ejected from a penis.
“Dude, I masterbated until my hand was covered in peen sauce!”
by Jingular November 17, 2020
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Santa-Sauced

Santa-Sauced: The condition many volunteers find themselves in after a day of playing Santa Claus in some mall somewhere. Drinking cheap booze out of a paper coffee cup in order to tolerate all of the little brats and their know-it-all, overbearing, fucken soccer moms.
Teenager 1: Hey Jimmy, why don’t we go home and get your little bro so he can see Santa Clause and get his picture and shit.

Teenager 2: No way man. That motherfucker is Santa-Sauced. I don’t want him near my little bro.

Teenager 1: Seriously dude; how can you tell?

Teenager 2: Cause the more that Santa drinks his coffee, the more he sways in his chair and slurs his words. He damn near fell over helping the last kid off his lap.

Teenager 1: Well, you must be right. If anyone knows what being drunk looks like, it would be your drunk ass.
by Jackthesnipper9512365 December 02, 2011
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bacon sauce

Juices formed from cooking bacon in the oven, which can then be used to cook other products such as eggs, aubergine, asparagus, green beans, zucchini, etc. in the same cooking dish as said juices
Could I have some eggs fried in bacon sauce?
by Tommy TwelveGauge January 09, 2023
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bacon sauce

Juices formed from cooking bacon in the oven, which can then be used to cook other products such as eggs, aubergine, asparagus, green beans, zucchini, etc. in the same cooking dish as said juices
Could I have some eggs fried in bacon sauce?
by Tommy TwelveGauge January 09, 2023
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Barbecue sauce

What i say randomly in school (please help me)
by November 22, 2022
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