taco bell

taking a friend or loved ones face and placing it in between your ass cheeks preferably with the nose touching the anus hole.

dude,if you dont stop jacking off in my house im gonna taco bell you till you vomit on your new shirt

by tiger duds December 22, 2008

tuna taco

an extremly nasty fish scented vagina.this dysfunction occurs when the female to witch the vagina belongs to does not wash or care for the vagina.resulting in a nasty fishyy scent,the reference to taco refers to the shape of the vagina.

that girl brendas pussy straight smelled like fish. that bitch has gotta tuna taco bewtwen her legs.

by ass slut lover! December 7, 2003

crusty taco

when you ejaculate around a girls pussy let it dry and then eat her out.

That was one tasty crusty taco i gave to megan last night!

by Sasquatch September 27, 2004

Taco John

When a men rests his erect penis in the crack of a lover (male or female) and him or her takes a shit causing it to smear around the penis and butt cheeks resembling the taco meat in a taco.

Nasty Hasty and Dirty Sanchez ritually do the Taco John every night before going to bed

by Uncle February 24, 2005

bean taco

after fucking a chick, you turn around and dump in her pussy. then you proceed to fuck her some more with the shit in her pussy

Zack, the sick fuck, bean taco'ed Seans mom while Sean was in teh other room... twice.

by cyco101 December 15, 2004

fart taco

Name for an unfortunate vagina containing a redirected flatulence (fart)

I used to think she was hot till I opened that fart taco.

by FreddyMcV March 28, 2007

taco bell

v.-The act of stuffing one's face at the nearest taco bell with fattening delicious yet poorly made mexican food created and distributed by the fast food industry.

So last night me and a few of my bros. taco belled until we all puked. Its an American past time to taco bell ourselves into heart failure.

by Kosmonaught January 13, 2009