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Big terti in the toilet

BY doing a big terti in the toilet you are just taking a big fat hard dump.
Worries yo-yo Kyoto took a big terti in the toilet
by BIg terti master 69 May 10, 2019
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Toilet scrubber

A gay dude who eats out another gay dudes butthole
That dude is a total toilet scrubber .

I used to scrub toilets to get my way through college , toilet scrubber for life.
by dragunov36 May 10, 2019
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Toilet Flush Anxiety

The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat
A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down
by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019
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Toilet Muncher

Someone who eats food in the toilets at school or in a public setting. Normally earring in a cubicle, next to a used toilet.
Emily: you see that girl, she's such a toilet muncher.
Ellie: Really? Thats gross
by Bitchplease1212 April 18, 2019
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Toilet

A place where you feel safe dropping your mud monkeys
“Oh thank god there’s a toilet I really needed to urinate from my bum
by Toilet Plunge June 13, 2019
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Toilet Dash

When you’re rushing to the bathroom because you gotta poop so bad.
Aw man, I gotta make a toilet dash!
by Conn-06 October 9, 2019
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shotgun the toilet

When bad Mexican food goes right through you and the person ends up shitting their brains out in an explosive manner.
-Bro I totally shotguned the toilet after eating Taco Bell.

-Shotgun the toilet?
-Yeah dude I basically blew that toilet up like a shotgun
by Gimgers_Snap_69 August 8, 2019
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