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Septum Ring Theory

The Septum Ring Theory is the social observation and slang that finds a pattern between women who wear septum piercing and a certain set of personality traits like being chronically online and holding exaggerated leftist views.

It's frequently used as an insult in comments of sexist / misandrist women who try to disguise their hate as "wokeness" or social justice.

There's an alternative definition that was later created by people that felt called out by this slang that claims it's the theory that some men dislike women with septum piercing because you need to be over 18 to legally obtain it.
"This video literally proves the Septum Ring Theory😭🙏"
by Abisthunder November 21, 2025
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Kumon theory

like the oxford theory but instead of white men or white women its south asian men or women. a chinese girl and a indian guy would be considered kumon theory. its called kumon because of the shared trauma of kumon
im so sick of the oxford theory, kumon theory is so much better
by fuhmybigchuguslife November 22, 2025
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No pfp theory

Online profiles lacking a profile picture (PFP) or content are primarily used by cowards to troll and post egregious comments, as the anonymity prevents their hateful actions from being traced back to their real identity.
Account with no profile photo: “ You’re a fat, ugly bitch
Other users in response: “that guy confirms the no PFP theory”
by Loki0666 December 4, 2025
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Jayden Theory

Your classic beta male, sits on the internet being angry all day. This is often due to a total lack of sexual or romantic partners, jaydens will usually not even have friends.
They are tiny and insignificant, which is often mirrored in their genitalia.
‘That Jayden sure is proving the Jayden Theory correct!’
by LolUMadJayden December 4, 2025
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Hex theory

When hexonidemo is in the Xbox party and he ruins every video game he plays by draining all the fun from it with his sense of “humor” and overall lack of skill
“Don’t invite hex to the party haven’t you heard of the hex theory?”
by Chud exterminator December 5, 2025
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Spencer Theory

The phenomenon when a person hates a set of people, not based on race or any form of proper identification, only to simply hate.
Spencer Theory is real for the Xbox party.”
by WilliamYB December 6, 2025
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black strat theory

used as a term that describes bad guitarists. it collides with the fact that the black strat is a very popular beginner guitar.
you see someone playing badly on a black stratocaster, hence comes the black strat theory.
by agoust092 December 8, 2025
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