Rhinebaque Theory is an ancient mythical legend, carved in the stones and passed down from man to man. It is the ultimate truth about women. In essence, Rhinebaque theory suggests that if you have a female friend, and she gives you a lolipop, she suboncsiously is thinking that she wants to give you a blowjob. It does not matter what age or race, if you are given a lolipop by a girl, she wants the cock.
"Here George, take my lolipop, I hope you enjoy it!"
"Why thankyou Alex, this Lolipop looks scumptious"
3 days later
"Ohhh Alex, yes BAABBEY!"
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As you can see, Rhinebaque Theory is true
"Why thankyou Alex, this Lolipop looks scumptious"
3 days later
"Ohhh Alex, yes BAABBEY!"
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As you can see, Rhinebaque Theory is true
by TheCrackWhore September 3, 2012
Get the Rhinebaque Theorymug. Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.
There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.
There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.
Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.
Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.
Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.
Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.
Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.
Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.
Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.
Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.
Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.
by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023
Get the Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)mug. by Cra_zzy0 August 10, 2023
Get the Among Us Theorymug. The theory that everyone, everywhere, in the world is somehow connected by an “invisible string”, particularly lovers.
This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.
This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.
Person A: I found my current boyfriend in the background of one of the photos I took in 2013!
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates
by Jessienewyorknanny January 26, 2024
Get the Invisible string theorymug. Coined by YouTuber and content creator JaySoullz this is the theory that after you stop talking to a girl or guy, whether it be due to an argument or disagreement, you don’t leave on a really bad note. U keep it cordial, don’t yell back or argue, and you can later spin the block when you’re doing even better in life and the options she had are starting to weign. She will have forgotten the feelings that made her willing to stop talking to you in the first place, and by then you will have multiple other girls to immediately take her spot if she acts up again.
“Yelling and arguing with a female completely goes against CST(cordial separation theory)”
“If you’re following CST, you know you have to keep it calm at all times”
“If you’re following CST, you know you have to keep it calm at all times”
by Jayrod69 June 17, 2023
Get the Cordial separation theorymug. Finance: when you think a person makes X amount so therefore they have Y moneys but totally negates any thought of bills or debt
Jack thinks just because i make 60k a year it means I have 60k in savings. Hes totally negating the fact I have a truck payments and a mortgage. He's trying to play the Bryson theory.
by Islandcouple69 January 11, 2021
Get the Bryson theorymug. The May theory is a theory where people feel a spiritual connection during the month of May. Its where people realise what theyve been holding onto(spiritually, mentally, physically etc) its when they try and spend time distracting themselves and focusing on other things when really they should be focusing on themself. Everythings so chaotic and busy they dont have time for anything but they start to feel a sense of new strong beginnings. You start to let go of the past as the new season of Summer starts rolling in with the heatwaves, so if a friend feels a bit distant during May, be there for them, the May theory affects many
“Its May 1st!”
“Take care of yourself this month, the May theory…”
“Whats that?”
“Search it up on urban dictionary!”
“Take care of yourself this month, the May theory…”
“Whats that?”
“Search it up on urban dictionary!”
by maddie dalsh May 4, 2023
Get the may theorymug.