A common misconception is that this refers to a quick shag. In actuality, one engages in a Pump & Dump when he cranks his hog whilst laying a log.
by Captaindownloadboner February 15, 2025
When a man unleashes two monster size loads into the same persons mouth, but is 2 separate ejaculation, in a short time frame.
Bro 1: I heard you took Sally home last night, bro. What did you do?
Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!
Bro 1: Dude.
Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!
Bro 1: Dude.
by BillWiTheScienceFi2 November 08, 2018
by arroni January 22, 2010
Big Andy hadn't visited the gym in a number of weeks, so he popped to the gym for a quick glamour pump before the dating meetup
by urbanmoo March 21, 2017
"Oscar the pump god" or his full name Oscar Fraire Vidriales is religiously believed to be the son of "Jehovah" also known as "god the father". He is also religiously believed to be the brother of the lord and savior "Jesus christ". He also started his own religion thousands of years ago that is called "PumpGodism
by PumpGodism December 22, 2017
" Calgary's going to get their tits pumped tonight against Edmonton in the NHL".
While schooling a friend at a video game, " you're gettin yur tits pumped son".
While schooling a friend at a video game, " you're gettin yur tits pumped son".
by dr. wolfgang von bushwik April 22, 2008
"Don't you dare pull a pump horse on me after this robbery!" - somebody I don't know some idiot dumbass who died because of his friend pulling a pump horse on him
by JoeBidenUFOisReal January 23, 2023