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Irish Insertion

A sex act in which Guinness beer and Jamison Whiskey are funneled into the asshole on the cusp of ejaculation. The ejaculatory penis is then inserted creating the ultimate Irish Car Bomb
Jack: " Last night I have her the good old Irish Insertion. It was a hell of a headrush for us both!"
by howdyhuman August 12, 2021
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Irish Muffin

When a girl slaps her pubic region until it turns red, then sits on someone’s face.
Hey daddy, you want an Irish Muffin, or what?
by DogsInABathtub May 4, 2022
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Irish Handlebar

The action of grabbing hold of ones ears, and forcing their head into their crotch. This forms a position that is supposed to resemble bike handlebars.
Nerd: NO! Please, don't do the Irish Handlebar!
by Dicoto October 4, 2016
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Irish Ice Cream

*looking at a bowl of cold mashed potatoes in anticipation*

“Yum! Irish Ice Cream.”
by Mr. Chernobyl February 22, 2020
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Irish Dancing

by ocranwaley August 27, 2022
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The Irish Backdoor

The act of introducing Irish Whisky into the rectum & colon via the anus (Butt-Chugging)
Do you wanna go back to my apartment and have an Irish Backdoor?”

“Do you guys know how to get to Ireland from here? Sure, take your pants off and I’ll give you The Irish Backdoor”
by FuccTheNiners March 8, 2020
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Irish Creamsicle

An traditional act performed every St. Patrick's Day.

On the Eve of St. Patrick's, one consumes a fair amount of green dye or food containing green dye. The next day, this person poops inside a tube sock, which comes out of his body colored green due to the previous night's consumption. The person or another then places their penis inside the poop filled sock and is jerked off to completion. The sock is then removed and a mixture of green and white mush is present on the penis resembling a creamsicle. This treat can then be consumed by those participating in the tradition.
Person 1: Do you have any plans for St. Patrick's Day?
Person 2: Yeah, I bought some things to make an Irish Creamsicle.
Person 1: That sounds delicious! You'll have to save me some.

i.e. The Irish Creamsicle is a common treat present among the local town squares that share ancestral roots from Ireland.
by AeonicShadow August 2, 2025
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