cookies n cream

The act of blasting on a girls' face (after anal) and giving her a cum mustache, and then immediately smearing your poopdick across said mustache. Afterwards, you immediately say: "THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!" ... or else it doesn't count.

After messy anal sex, Jason gave Carol a cookies n cream.

by hatlamp March 1, 2011

Boston Cream Donut

After the act of anal penetration the semen filled condom is then consumed by one of the parties.

My girl told me she was hungry so I gave the bitch a boston cream donut.

by ranman420 September 22, 2010

cookies n cream

Its when you fuck a girl on a toilet and you both shit simultaneously into the toilet, her shit goes between your legs (and possibly on you, its the risk you have to take), then when your all finished you flush the toilet with your dick, if you dont do that...it dosnt count.

Theres also a hand signal, you bump your right fist on top of your left fist then your left on top of your right and then point to the direction of the bathroom with your thumbs. Its so you can ask a girl in a crowd without being explicit.

I cookies n creamed her in the baseball field bathroom.

by Ben and Joey January 6, 2009

Madagascar Face Cream

Seamen. Also known as Cum, Seminal Fluid, Jizz, Splooge New Clam Man Chowder. Madagascar because its natives do not have enough money to get regular face cream so they use cum instead to smooth their skin out and rid it of acne.

Last night I shot a load of Madagascar face cream all over Mrs. Whalen's chunky tits.

by TheNightHawk October 14, 2009

Krusty Cream Doughnut

When a couple engages in vag-sex sporadically in public, and the guy blows his load in her, and they just get up and walk away like nothing ever happened, and the receiver doesn't have time to clean the mess inside her, and it dries up and gets all crusty.

"So I just cleaned up my Krusty Cream Doughnut from when my husband did me in the car right before we went into my mom's house for dinner."

by Steve Radz May 18, 2008

whip cream insemination

the introduction of whip cream into the female uterus.

you just got a dose of whip cream insemination

by MangaGate February 25, 2011

hot ice cream

A sexual act similar to felching that requires breast milk instead of semen.

"We need to come up with a new sex fetish."
"How about something involving breast milk?"
"You mean like squirting it up someone's ass, then sucking it back out?"
"So... Hot ice cream?"
"YES!"

by [e-mail] October 24, 2011