Boner Boating

When a hoe shoves your dick between her titties and bounces them up and down, pushing them together. Not to be confused with motor scroting.

"Hoe: I know you've motor boated me, but I wanna try boner boating.
Douche: As long as we try motor scroting afterwards."

by Big Eggy Boi Bitch March 5, 2018

two boated

Getting stuck waiting for two ships to enter/exit the Duluth Harbor instead of just one.

I was two boated at the Aerial Lift Bridge for 20 minutes. I had to wait for the Edgar Speer and Mesaba Miner to clear the ship canal.

by Donn Wolean May 6, 2008

Duke on the Boat Activist

the biggest chads in the sea of theives community that want duke on the boat and hate pve whiners

man, he is such a chad, he's a Duke on the Boat Activist

by robloxsex22 November 5, 2021

Brown Boating

When you defecate the bed profusely to where it's overflowing.

Dude, I was so sick I ended up brown boating my girlfriends bed.

by Brown eyed bambi January 8, 2024

capt boats

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into another mans asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.

Capt boats - Slurp slurp, the seas are a wavy today boy

by Shwiggityshwoo June 13, 2023

Mexican Boat Missile

A transgender Mexican who claims to be female but in reality is a male

Dude I was boutta eat her out until she pulled out a Mexican boat missile. It was bigger than mine

by Lesean McCoy July 5, 2025

Koter boat

A race car a boat a rock crawler and a bitchin ride all condensed in a dodge dakota

Hey did you see that koter boat?

by Tyler_spees May 28, 2019