whomper stomper

Basically shoes

i got some whomper stompers on my feet

by Gold⚡️mine December 2, 2024

Irish Somersault

A sex act in which one person with an erect penis and one with a vagina, also who look like each other both somersault simultaneously, causing the penis to enter the vagina as the two complete their somersaults. The two then hold hands and rub up and down until climax.

Want to irish somersault tonight?

by sexdevil8892 December 3, 2023

Mango Stomper

A racial slur directed at people of Indian or Middle Eastern descent.
Based on a video of an Indonesian man making juice by stomping mangos with his gang green infested bare feet.

That fucking Mango Stomper didn't give me my change for my Big Gulp!

by BarryMuhcoqinner March 2, 2024

Raunchy Stomper

feet that smell incredibly bad

He took off his shoes and the entire room smelled like his raunchy stompers.

by calztwo June 21, 2024

Raunchy Stompers

feet that smell really bad

He took off his shoes and the entire room smelled like raunchy stompers.

by calztwo June 21, 2024

Raunchy Stompers

really smelly feet

He took off his shoes and the entire room smelled like raunchy stompers.

by calztwo June 21, 2024

The Somer-Mankins Syndrome

A mysterious condition affecting certain grown women who have the emotional regulation of a middle-school group chat. Symptoms include: a self-inflated ego, selective amnesia about every bad decision they’ve ever made & a deep belief that the world is “intimidated” by them—when in reality people are just tired of them. She talks like she’s the CEO of “High Value Women,” but her résumé is mostly drama internships & accountability gaps. Claims she is “brutally honest” (translation: rude) & chronically “misunderstood” (translation: exhausting), but she's just spiritually allergic to self-awareness. Classic traits include: judging everyone like she’s on a reality show panel & confusing attention for respect. Common habitat: the comments section, other people’s relationships, & any situation where attention is available in bulk.”

WARNING: May cause chronic self-importance & aggressive confidence unsupported by facts. Side effects include: public superiority complexes, private insecurity, & an inability to hear the words “maybe you’re the problem”. Do not operate near accountability, boundaries, or women with actual self-respect. Prolonged exposure may lead to fatigue, eye strain from constant side-eye, & friends quietly going “busy” for the next 6 months.

Directions: Take 1 compliment every 30 minutes or symptoms worsen.
Do not mix with: consequences, criticism, or reality.
Keep away from: group chats, weddings, anyone’s boyfriend.
If symptoms persist: she will blame you.

The Somer-Mankins Syndrome is often seen in adults who call themselves “grown up” while still being financially supported by Mommy.

by Canon-Fans February 20, 2026