Fitted-shoes

Doltish and ignorant dummies.

"She issa fitted-shoes"
She rell ignorant.

by Unknown qween June 14, 2020

tieing shoes

When your friend gives you a blowie.

Jimmy knows Evan hasn't had his shoes tied in quite a while but his knees are sore from the last time. Thus Jimmy enjoys tieing shoes.

by Theonewhoguessesall June 16, 2020

head shoe

shoe for your head

Hey! No head shoes indoors!

by Bojang Bangles September 11, 2020

My bang bang shoe

It’s a shoe where you bang someone! Not that bang

I got my bang bang shoe for bang hammer! Cool!

by TheBrainiacGod October 20, 2020

Poop shoe

Setting your foot down into a diaper with lots of poop, and trying to pick it up but the diaper gets stuck to your foot for a second like that of a shoe.
Poop shoe.

Here's some tea, Becky. Did you hear what happened to Jenny? Someone witnessed her put an open diaper on the floor while she finished putting on her childs clean diaper, and her mommy brain made her forget about it so she set her foot down and got the poop shoe !

by Don't trust me, I'm not a doc November 1, 2020

Tree shoes

TreeShoes are what you call someone who thinks that if you pour water into them they will grow.

Stacy thought her heels were tree shoes. lmao stupid bitch

by FUCKILOSTIT November 3, 2020

shoe date

When you and a friend both take your new shoes and try them out on a run together.

They’re such running nerds, going on a shoe date.

by DragonWrider October 3, 2020