September 1st

“Omg its September 1st, you know what that means right?”

“Yeah we have to go kiss Vilma”

September 1st by Notvilma September 1, 2022

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September 2nd

September 2nd is widely known as “Make-Out in the backseat” day.

Hey girl, it’s September 2nd, let’s move to the backseat.

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When a bad bitch makes the first movie to have sex the sexiest way you can imagine

On September 4 the baddest bitch will have sex with you the sexiest way out there

September 4 by Clogler878 September 1, 2022

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Have massive sleepover/girls night with ur best friends and have a laugh!!

“Omg let’s have a mazzive sleep over
“Why??”
Bc it’s September 4th silly!!”

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Slap ass day

Literially just go around and slap peoples ass
(with consent ofc, woohoo!)

"It's september 5th!"
"So?"
"It's slap ass day!"
*slap*
"ouch!!"

September 5th by Luck1e September 1, 2022

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September 2nd is national "suck anyones dick who is exactly 1,88 and dutch.

Yoo its september 2nd, im gonna suck efe's dick!

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Nation hit your shortest friend day (P.S Only deakon)

Tall friend:it’s September 3rd nation hit your shortest friend day
Deakon:fuck that’s me

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