Swine Flu Summit

When large multinationals host regional or worldwide meetings and invite one to two people from each country to come and discuss business in overheated or overcooled rooms, then fly back the next day to their countries to quick disperse the virus.

I'm not feeling too well today - must have been my colleague who coughed on me after she came back from that Swine Flu Summit last week in Malta.

by caland September 25, 2009

Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".

Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.

by idolatro15 September 28, 2009

Swine Flu

Verb: A way to get out of writing a midterm and have the marks deferred to your final.

Guy 1: Dude, I have not yet opened my chem book.

Guy 2: Just swine flu that shit.

by Srt123456 February 10, 2010

swing factor

An external force or forces (eg. person, event, place, thing, etc.) that contribute(s) to making a decision either one way or the other.

Tom: I'm not sure if I'm going to Derek's party tonight.

Dave: Tracey will be there. I heard through the grape vine that she gets down with one dude and another girl on the first Saturday of every month. Guess what tonight is!

Tom: Well there's my swing factor.

by SnooksOnFire February 12, 2010

swine mixer

the gathering of those who have contracted H1N1 with those who have not yet contracted H1N1 in hopes of getting the mild strain to prevent future infection of a more serious strain.

" Yo man i haven't had the swine yet but i kinda want to get it over wit. Wanna go to Dave's swine mixer he's havin' next week?"

by Intelichick November 18, 2009

Swine flu

A large amount of cops in yours or someones yard. If someone has the "swine flu" they have a lot of police officers at their place.

playing off of the reference to police as pigs

Dont go over to Teds place, he has a bad case of "swine flu" at his door step.

by Estall December 31, 2009

Swine Sabre

A sexual activity whereas the Male is having some form of intercourse with a partner(mainly oral sex) and the male takes his penis, shoves it deep in the partners mouth till they gags and coughs then proceeds to ejaculate on their face....

Dude, that chick just got Swine Sabre'd, shes still coughing and gagging.

by VancityViet October 23, 2009