Fist Go South

An abridged quote from Miss Piggy when she was going to hit Kermit the Frog. "Open Thy Mouth, Fist Go South"!

Used when someone's about to get smacked or beaten.
BJ...."I told you to buy the wireless printer, dillhole".

Bubba...."First off, if I listened to you every time you told me to spend extra money on something I'd be fuckin broke now. Second, the last time I listened to you I bought more 17 times more shit than I needed."

BJ...."Yeup, now all you have to do is buy a wireless printer".

Bubba....."Fist go south".
by Pork Soda April 21, 2008
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South Lyon East

The obvious better high school in South Lyon, South Lyon east is better in every way compared too old. Unlike old, east is actually good at sports and isn't a school filled with dumbasses who have to rip a cart every 2 seconds. Old is filled people thinking they're the best but don't even know how to count the sides of a triangle.
"What school do you go too? -East kid
"I go to old hbu" -Old kid
"oh, dang so your a cunt, i go to South Lyon East" -East kid
"Lucky Old is filled with shit heads" -Olds
by LemonGatorade February 10, 2022
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Miss Teen South Carolina

The woman whose bikini pics I ashamedly masturbate to . The reason our kids are getting Shit grades in school . A girl who was " nervous" yet couldnt prove that her I.Q was above that of a vegetable when later interviewed. Barbie who knows that our education such as South Africa and "
the Iraq " has something to do with the way 1/5 of Americans cant locate the U.S on a world map.
Jimmy was choking his chicken to some nude shots of that stupid little hottie Miss Teen South Carolina , when his mother walked in and snipped off his John Thomas.
by BigJohnson69420 November 02, 2011
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Deep South Cotton Mouth

Refers to an extreme thirst brought about while high on marijuana.

Symptoms include: Extremely dry mouth, Excessive thirst, and a motivation to drink everything in sight.

Also referred to as simply, deep south
James Bonfire had Deep South Cotton Mouth last night and drank 5 water bottles in an hour
by James Bonfire June 24, 2011
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south wigston high school

The school is fucking shit and poor with a head mistress who looks like trani who’s sucks clit for side p’s. Most girls there are just scatty and need to fix up fr and the lads are just pussys who act bad and hard when they are just not known tbf. I got told that the examiner man takes gyalldem out of their exams to pound them in the dance studio.
Oh ye no wonder Susan goes to south wigston high school.
by Xooxxooxoxoxooxoxooxx November 05, 2017
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South African Pistol Draw

To constantly have your pistol ready in your hand, to fend off murderous attackers. The South African Pistol Draw is not actually a "Draw" in the traditional sense, but rather a constant state of preparedness in an understandable and justified constant fear for your own life and the lives of your loved ones. Due to the high prevalence of violent crime in South Africa, not only is a gun a necessity; but constantly having the gun immediately available in your hand to fend off violent murderers is never a bad idea either.
Chad: "They broke into my uncle's house last night at gunpoint to murder him and rape his wife, but he "one upped" them with the South African Pistol draw!"
Vusi: "Lekker! Those fools had it coming."
Chad: "Yeah, apparently there are companies that specialize in cleaning up the mess at violent crime scenes..Big business, it happens so often."
Vusi: "Lucky your uncle knew the South African Pistol Draw, else they'd be scraping "his" brains off the walls and not the criminals.."
Chad: "Damn straight! ..And worse for my aunt.."

Kayleigh: "Guys, stop being so negatiiiiiive! This is a beautiful country and.."

Chad + Vusi: "Yes, yes, sunshine and rainbow nation! Blah blah bullshit.. It's not like the country has a Pistol Draw named after it or anything.. Right?"
by JohnDaniels May 13, 2015
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Olathe South High School

A school full of fun-loving students. Doesn't mean that they are all potheads or easy, it just means that they know how to party and have game. People from miscellaneous schools tend to dislike Olathe South, simply because they are angry that their house was built so far away. There is talk that Olathe South's sports teams are shit. Well they have a new, shiny state trophy that proves that statement wrong. Students from Olathe East talk poorly of the south students, but what they don't realize is South students have a higher tendency to succeed in life, due to the fact that they get jobs, and don't rely on their parents to do everything for them.
Middle school student: What school should I go to?
Well informed teacher: Olathe South High School. Hands down.
by north student? (; December 22, 2011
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