by bella707 January 2, 2017

A girl who couldn’t give Harry Styles head because her father was a dentist and would’ve been able to tell
by A directioner August 22, 2021

by Peruvian Dave November 14, 2019

by Jeremy:) September 23, 2021

She’s a milf and dilf hunter and an absolute badussy she is soo graaape and makes everyone happy and she soo fanny and makes people laugh to the point that they can’t breathe.
Rose your so fanny hahahehhehe
by Penixwright March 27, 2023

by tedbundylover11222228 July 18, 2020

A rose, by any other name, is a weed, which is typically given to a woman in February, in exchange for sexual favors. The rose may also be given at other times of the year, when a man feels that it is time to pretend that he was wrong in exchange for make-up sexual favors. This species of weed is related to the cactus, in that it has deadly spikes on its' stem, but dissimilar from canibus in that it offers no fun in consumption, and your annoying, stoner coworkers don't profess their love for it incessantly. A rose starts life as a seed, just like your sorry ass did, which becomes a bud, then, finally, a rose. At this point, the weed is violently removed from the rest of its' body, and shoved into a glass jar to suffer for a few days, before finally "wilting," or dying, and being thrown away by your future ex-girlfriend.
But the sex is incredible.
But the sex is incredible.
"I'm going to surprise Julie with a dozen roses on Friday, so that she can help me with my blue balls."
"The cat shit in the rose bush again."
"The cat shit in the rose bush again."
by Whack Job Jimmy April 23, 2024
