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Personal Water Skis

When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis.
Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet!
Mike: Yeah, size 14, my own personal water skis
by joeytheleo July 29, 2014
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day of personal excellence

a planned day off work for no other reason than to have a day off work; often with little or no agenda other than doin' yo' thang.
Last week Tuesday was a day of personal excellence for me; come to find out my boy was on a day of personal excellence that day too, so we hit up Church's Chicken.
by jwwhitej October 23, 2013
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coffee person/addict

An individual whose life revolves and is based on the concept of coffee. Is either an complete addict or requires some type of caffeine in a equivalent or exceeding amount to make up for the missing cup they did not get. In some extreme cases when an addict is encountered they might be extremely ill mannered towards you for the following: interrupting their beverage, not yet receiving sed beverage, and just not liking you or their day in general.

yes I am this person
Jack: Hey Kayla

Kayla: Well if was just fine before you opened joy sucking black hole called your mouth. Like wtf dont you see me trying to drink my coffee peacefully? Shit you just ruined my whole day!

Jack: Well....Im sorry...see you later

Kayla: Dammit I need another cup of coffee because one is just not enough to deal with this. Why tf did you just have to talk to me?.......You might see me later but pls for the love of all things good in the world dont talk to me!!!!!

Jack whispering: Damn coffee person/addict
by orgasmicknowledgespiter August 9, 2017
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Hori Punga Person

A very feral and hori New Zealander that spends spare time lurking around in the bush not really achieving much.
Child: what’s that man doing in the bush Dad?

Farther: don’t look son, ignore him....It’s a Hori Punga Person
by Hori Punga Person August 31, 2018
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don’t take it personally

a phrase to most certainly be taken personally. similar to the phrase: ‘no offense
kid: here’s my definition i worked hard on !
urban dictionary: we hate it. don’t take it personally.
by Frand April 1, 2019
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the person you punch

the person you punch is next to you
the person you punch is next to you
by ryan vorvory June 4, 2019
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Person that i love

A girl who i refer to as dusty bun, swiper, an person that i love
Person: Why do you call her “person that i love
Me: its an inside joke
by justM0nica August 12, 2019
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