pump about it

is when you get over excited over some event soon to happen

mike's party is going to be de best in history im so pump about it

by J.D.A.H. August 12, 2020

The 3 stump pump

When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps

I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl

by Stef the school bus Williams April 22, 2023

Pump heard round the world

A blue pump shotgun fired by Julian Sergi on the eve of February 26th to score an additional 2 points in the revolutionary LEAGUE ; ultimately leading to 19 - 18 victory for the OPRF Moist Buildups.

That was a clutch dub bro but it was no pump heard round the world.

by ChefBwe February 27, 2019

Muffin Pump

Eating a muffin before a workout. This gives the individual carbohydrates for the lift. Thus making them be able to lift max weight to impress all the young dames at the gym

Joe: Kevin you hitting legs today?

Kevin: Nah bro, all arms everyday but I ate a muffin so I can get that muffin pump in.
Joe: Sounds good bruh me too, let’s hit arms again.

by TheMuffinPump.com October 22, 2020

pump-handle

The ultimate enthusiastic greeting between best buddies or a guy to a girl he feels super-glad to see; it's where ya grab yer friend's hands and shake his arms vigorously up and down while making joyful enthusiastic "musical grunting" noises in time to the motions.

Huge-statured marshmallow-hearted guy, joyfully playing pump-handle with a cute fluffy little thing whom he hasn't seen for ages: URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh...!
Cutie: Hey --- don't wear out my arms, Mr. "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh"!!

by QuacksO December 19, 2016

Lil Pump

An absolute lyrical genius. The smartest person to ever exist.

Lil Pump is the greatest rapper of all time I love everything about his absolutely amazing, revolutionary, genius music if you can even call it music it's an art form above the word music.
Lil Pump is basically a demi-god.

by I eat poop 69 January 16, 2022

Pump Bottom

A pump bottom is a chromosomal XY “male” who prefers lying in the supine position with erect phallus facing upward. “He” necessitates the sexual partner (a chromosomal XX “female”) to be vaginally mounted on “he/his” fully engorged penis, participating in a rigorous sexual act until “he/him” reaches orgasm. Simultaneous orgasm is an added benefit.

A Pump Bottom is truly fulfilled when engaging with a compatible “Power Top.”

While on the couch, Marie got on top of Bobby to have sex. As a Pump Bottom, Bobby planted both of his feet firmly on the floor to engage his entire body to thrust into Marie ever so harder and harder until they both climaxed.

by ChelseaMavin April 6, 2024