Triple pipe party

Smoking a crack pipe alongside the expulsion of a turd also whilst urinating on a consenting adult' either buttocks, boobs or penis.

Me n ya ma are thinking on having a (wee) triple pipe party the night so mek yersel scarce and there's a chip supper in it for yersel.

by HackneyRobbo September 24, 2025

Hard Piping

v. Slang for sexual intercourse : fucking. Often referring to hardcore, rough, or kinky sex. Also informally referred to as "Hard Pipin'."

After spending the entire night hard piping, the two lovebirds were barely able to walk the next morning. / He's all about that hard pipin' when it comes to his weekends.

by CoolBoyPA November 3, 2024

Galwegian Sewage Pipe

The Galwegian Sewage Pipe is the act of sounding a funnel and the getting a male/female with diarrhoea to shit in the funnel, filling your urinary tract with shit.

Man I just felt so empty inside, but she just filled me up with a hot Galwegian sewage pipe

by anonymous November 29, 2023

pipe aura

a man who just seems like he’d have a large penis, not because he’s a big dude or brave or anything, can just look normal but has that vibe

her: Jimmy is well proportioned imo

him: has pipe aura too

by hoomuzu March 20, 2025

Nerd pipes

The arms of someone who plays video games all day.

Check out the nerd pipes on that gamer! How does he hold up a sandwich?

by escyr August 19, 2024

Put your grandma in the pipe.

A vulgar expression used to tell another to shut their mouth.

Person 1: *rambling*
Person 2: Put your grandma in the pipe.

by Glitchurr October 12, 2025

peter pipe head

An online troll who was unable to perform sexually so rather than seek medical advise from a professional, it's opted to conceal it's identity in order to write unwitty definitions about their exes on the urban dictionary website.

I know I am a douchebag troll; I'm a Peter pipe head.

by Ms. Katrina October 25, 2017