fap till it's cold

When you fap in the shower for so long that the water in the shower turns old

I fap till it's cold & my roommates get mad because there's no more hot water.

by Thecoolchameleon December 18, 2016

Stone cold broke

Not having loot. None. Especially when the state of being stone cold broke is not typical for the individual who finds themself stove cold broke.

Spent all my money on dope and now I'm stone cold broke.

by New York Knifedealer June 22, 2018

cold meatloaf sandwich

When you dream pie a girl the night before and you wake up the next morning and eat her out and you taste your jizz.

Hey bros... I enjoyed a nice cold meatloaf sandwich today.

by Gymiscool January 1, 2019

ice cold queer

Noun. Slang. Gay alcoholic’s favorite drink. Instead of an ice cold beer.

Gay guy: bartender! Hand me that ice cold queer! The what?! The ice cold queer! It’s a gays favorite drink instead of ice cold beer!

by B-rizzle June 21, 2019

I am cold

I don t give a fuck about what people think but i am going in a warmer place and even if i need to kill someone it would be self defense.

This hot tub doesn t work, I am cold

by Steve_the_magnificent August 18, 2021

Backdoor Cold-front

a Backdoor Cold-front is when you are having sex and a cold breeze crosses your butt.

I was bangin' this chick in the car when I got a backdoor cold-front, my nuts jumped into my throat.

by Scerino December 31, 2011

ass-bitingly cold

the state at which it is so cold, all you want to do is curse at everything around you.

Sam: come all the way to my house
Ryan: dude, im not going that far, its fuckin 30 degrees out.
Sam: 33 degrees.
Ryan: either way, it is ass-bitingly cold.

15 minutes later

Ryan: Shit! Fuck! Balls! its fuckin cold!
Sam: Its so cold, I dont think I could find my balls with a flashlight.
Ryan: Bite my ass.

by inkstee January 4, 2008