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Noob

A person, that usually has recently begun doing an activity for the first time. People that can do the same activity better in general can give this title to people worse than them.
A noob has beat me with a cod.
by benix134*2 November 17, 2021
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Person 1: He's a total noob!
Person 2: But he's new!
by XxpickfoxX October 11, 2017
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The Word 'Noob', newb or newbie is a slang term for a novice or newcomer, or somebody inexperienced in a profession or activity. It Basically refers to the idea that someone is new to a game, concept, or idea. To Officially not be A Noob, you need to be Playing for 3-7 Months, If you're referring to a video game Noob. But, it's also often used for descriptive purposes only, without any value judgment. So if your Brother, Sister, or even a friend calls you a Noob, I'm sure they don't mean it intentionally.
You're such a Noob at this game, lol.
by Cameron Annenberg July 26, 2019
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a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan, and therefore im not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2013
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A noob, an online player who is new to an online community or game. These players often have no clue about what they're doing, and annoys everyone.
Player: Mate, jump over the wall not into it Noob!

Player: Connor04A Is a noob.
Player: Wrong bloody chat idiot!
by A noob. February 23, 2018
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Slang for Cum, the fluid ejaculated during orgasm from the male's penis
Simultaneously w/ the full body spasm that rocked him off balance, his Cock let fly w/ surprising force as well as volume, huge gluey gobs of glistening pearlescent noob cartwheeling gracefully thru chilly air, quite like an act of trapeze, to splat smack up against the face and lips of his Cocksucker still down on bare knees, a face broadcasting shock proving his equal surprise to the abrupt achievement of the goal in their joint venture and subsequent delivery of the well deserved prize, this also w/ a scream that was both gutteral and primal, but served more like bells and whistles at a casino in the quiet still darkness to notify any perv that may, with risk, be lurking near, there were Jackpots to be won for those willing to play.
by sucker4spuge December 28, 2011
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a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
by Sexydimma July 4, 2012
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