A person who works in a harsh environment from the comfort of an air conditioned office (in old days = evaporative Air Con = “swampy” AC) making operational decisions for those toiling in the field... Usually exemplified by body mass.
“What does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasn’t taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcake”
by Sossburger January 28, 2020
Get the Swamp Monstermug. Born February 29, 1976 in Hollis, Queens, Jeffrey Bruce Atkins known as "Ja Rule" is an American rapper known for such hits as Mesmerize and Always on Time.
Jake: Have you heard that one Ja Rule song?
Chad: I think you mean "Have you heard that one Cookie Monster song?".
Chad: I think you mean "Have you heard that one Cookie Monster song?".
by Driver Nephi November 17, 2021
Get the Cookie Monstermug. The basment of one of your friend's that has a monster living in it. This monster never actually is seen but its presence can be noted when large amounts of weed magically disappears in the basement. It is also known to take lighters, controllers, and any other item that would be useful at that time.
Person 1: Dude, we just lost 5 ounces of purple haze at Jeff's basement!!
Person 2: The basement monster attacks again
Person 2: The basement monster attacks again
by basementmonstervictim September 13, 2010
Get the basement monstermug. person 1: You didn't want his baby.
person 2: He was a really nice guy, and I'm sure our kids would have been hot 'cause I would be the mom, but, no, I didn't want to have kids then be a baby monster !
person 2: He was a really nice guy, and I'm sure our kids would have been hot 'cause I would be the mom, but, no, I didn't want to have kids then be a baby monster !
by horse poop July 27, 2011
Get the Baby monstermug. A man/women who's life ambition is to add to every article on every wiki site.
Their habbitat is in libarys or wiki sancturys and dont mix with others who are not one of them. they are disliked by every other group of society and have no sense of humour and take everything way to seriously
wiki monsters are easy to spot as they dont leave their computer they have bloodshot eyes have very pale skin were they dont get any sunlight and are skinny
Their habbitat is in libarys or wiki sancturys and dont mix with others who are not one of them. they are disliked by every other group of society and have no sense of humour and take everything way to seriously
wiki monsters are easy to spot as they dont leave their computer they have bloodshot eyes have very pale skin were they dont get any sunlight and are skinny
by Toemas axon November 1, 2010
Get the WIKI MONSTERmug. boy (or claims to be boy) with large features i.e. pussy lips, bubbly nose, but squinty asian eyes
can often be spotted in red bank wearing tight pants and bearing side bangs and a bandanna around his eye
if spotted should not be approached: known to express major bitchiness and mood swings also known to seduce girls and fuck them over really badly
defensises of the sea monster: normally fitting pants, scissors and midol!
can often be spotted in red bank wearing tight pants and bearing side bangs and a bandanna around his eye
if spotted should not be approached: known to express major bitchiness and mood swings also known to seduce girls and fuck them over really badly
defensises of the sea monster: normally fitting pants, scissors and midol!
OMG GUYS we need there's that damned sea monster again, let's get out of river side and hope he didnt see us with his squinty 1/2 asian 1/2 mexican eyes!
by from expirience<3 November 29, 2007
Get the sea monstermug. fecal matter boyant enough to sneak up on you when you take a poo in water. Also good for throwing at persons.
by Rollom August 5, 2005
Get the sea monstermug.