The brand all-new innovative aluminium 4:3 aspect ratio tablet that will definently not be slowed down on purpose after about 3 years since purchase. Now with no sim card slot and a better vibration for your private needs. From Crapple.
Instead of donating money to charity, I'm going to buy the new iPiss Pro Max™ from Crappe and flex it because I can't do anything else with it but browse the web and play mobile games.
by PoopSlave97 July 26, 2023
by Maxisabitch November 04, 2020
Having sex for the first time, or in other words using one's virgin credit limit a.k.a v card to its maximum.
by Chimonya October 26, 2011
(Iden is included because that’s how you pronounce their name) This bean is the nicest person you will ever meet!!!!! Super sweet and there for everyone! They will stick up for themselves and everyone else. Don’t mess with them or else you will have an army of 6-12 people who originated from a group chat to break your kneecaps, so you better not hurt them. They care about everyone more than themselves, and if they say they’re fine, don’t believe them because they’re an excellent liar when it comes to that sort of stuff! But seriously, they will always be there for you no matter what because that’s just who they are!
Person 1: who’s that?
Person 2: Oh, that’s Aiden Max the ultimate Iden! They are so nice and you better cherish them or else I will break your kneecaps :)
Person 2: Oh, that’s Aiden Max the ultimate Iden! They are so nice and you better cherish them or else I will break your kneecaps :)
by Bffr. May 19, 2020
The iPhone used to flex on people. It makes no sense to get this phone if it’s oversized, overpriced, and the same thing as the regular. The only differences are that the Pro Max has one more camera, and a way higher price tag. Steve Jobs would not be happy if he saw this.
Bob: WOAH!!! U SEE JOHN’S NEW PHONE?
Chris: NO WAY, HE HAS THE IPHONE 11 PRO MAX
Christina: IDIOTS! I HAVE THE SAME EXACT PHONE!
Bob: IS UR PHONE $1,100? IS UR PHONE HUGE
Christina: ITS THE SAME— nvm.
Chris: NO WAY, HE HAS THE IPHONE 11 PRO MAX
Christina: IDIOTS! I HAVE THE SAME EXACT PHONE!
Bob: IS UR PHONE $1,100? IS UR PHONE HUGE
Christina: ITS THE SAME— nvm.
by former New Yorker January 05, 2020
Quite possibly the most influential Halo 3 montage maker of all time. He has an awesome hit, his 3rd halo3 montage and he's making more by the month... i talked to him personaly and he had a lot to say about what he plans to do in the next few years, i cant reveal the big secret until he does though; this guy is really going somewhere in hi carrer, he isnt just wasting his time playing pointles games.
by Michale Brown September 17, 2008
Used to mock a group of people laughing about some stupid shit like a celebrity wearing mismatching socks or a video of a dog with makeup on. Going LULZ!!!111111 serve a similar function but has lower aesthetic value. It also serves as a bit of a throwback to the 90's advertising fad of everything being "TO THE MAX!"
by zmop July 03, 2011