Matthew

Watch out THEY ARE SNEAKY ! But can be friendly to any one he comes in contact with.

That Matthew is sneaky

by hey bye November 22, 2021

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The Act Of Stabbing Someone While Being Named Mathew

Matthew Stabbed Ms.Vanisha Resulting In The Matthew Incident

by bob the cow fish August 26, 2025

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Matthew is a tall dude with a red hairy vainy cock, he pulls no bitches, he is a ranga that thinks to high of him self while he looks like a ranga verison of slender man

"Matthew sits on his ass all day and does nothing"

by anonymous December 25, 2022

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Matthew

The sexiest guy in the world apart from his dad. he’s the nicest guy and a gift from god.He spends most of his time on the toilet. His a gift from God and has really nice clothing

Matthew is sexy asf

by hehsjakgdjs November 10, 2021

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People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.

dirty dean: hey there matthew

matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*

by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024

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A Matthew is ragin homophobe he is super religious. He is a fat mexican that cant play basketball to save his life. Though struggling to cross the border a few times he still manages to sell drugs to the low lifes in the U.S.A. He pretends to cut his wrist for attention because he has zero friends. He loves tacos and El Chapo. He prays to El Chapo every night before bed and lets not forget Pablo Escobar.

See that fat dirty Mex over there, thats a Matthew

See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew.

Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.

by MexMexMexTentacionMexMexMex May 23, 2018

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