by jimenexx- April 21, 2022
Get the Alpha Malemug. .
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
Get the Female To Male (Iowa); The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.mug. by hellogreenbanana December 23, 2015
Get the mysterious malemug. A man who is so convinced of his perceived mental and physical superiority, that he is constantly talking down to people. Prone to mansplaining
by Hoops Doctor April 24, 2025
Get the Smallpha Malemug. Cool calm collective. He seems to be very quiet but is one of the nicest guys you will ever be know. Usually approached by women first but once he is in love he falls too deep.
by HarrisonHarryKat November 24, 2021
Get the Fortune malemug. Human being gifted with a strong feeling of indifference, and for this reason often considered stupid, insensitive or an asshole.
This feeling gives him the unpopular attitude to prefer actual present reality over feelings of hypotetical permanent dissatisfaction.
This feeling gives him the unpopular attitude to prefer actual present reality over feelings of hypotetical permanent dissatisfaction.
-Male picks up the phone at the office
-Other human being: hi darling, frday at the Albanian cultural center there is a film about the fall of the communist regime. I thought it would be nice to go there if you can get out of work soon. but do as you wish...
-Male, looking at an excel sheet: uh uh..
- Other human being: why the fuck you always seems to be annoied when I prolose something and.. Aaargh, never mind. You assohole. "Click"
- Male: jeeesus.
-Other human being: hi darling, frday at the Albanian cultural center there is a film about the fall of the communist regime. I thought it would be nice to go there if you can get out of work soon. but do as you wish...
-Male, looking at an excel sheet: uh uh..
- Other human being: why the fuck you always seems to be annoied when I prolose something and.. Aaargh, never mind. You assohole. "Click"
- Male: jeeesus.
by 88astro88 May 11, 2018
Get the Malemug. A person that has acended beond yogurt male to a jasper male. For an exampel a jasper male always chosees woman over man.
Bob: Why is that guy so amazingly cool
Jason: Beacouse he has trancended to a jasper male
Bob: *Gets extreamly horny
Jason: Beacouse he has trancended to a jasper male
Bob: *Gets extreamly horny
by Zproude January 20, 2022
Get the jasper malemug.