Matthew

Matthew is one of a kind. He has Sandy blue eyes and is to DIE FOR! AND I MEAN TO DIE FOR! He’s a really fast runner and is most of the time thinking about this one girl, called Jess. Her actual name is Jessica but, people always call her Jess for short. Only when she’s in trouble she gets call, JESSICA!

Josh:Omg, Matthew isn’t that the girl Jess/Jessica I was talking about?
Matthew:Yeah, she’s amazing!

by The love at first sight February 14, 2021

Matthew

someone who wants to wear your boyfriend’s skin

girl 1: i think i have a stalker.
girl 2: yeah, who?
girl 1: matthew.
girl 2: really? he seemed so quiet and content.

by minutemade002 February 29, 2024

Matthew

Matthew is a sweet charming guy who is super funny and always makes peoples day. He is hurt right now because of a girl but is healing. Matthew will also be a good boyfriend preferably to a girl whose name starts with an A,N or H.

Dang, Matthew is so sweet and funny.

by lovemeyoufool December 2, 2022

MATTHEW

he is awesome undefeatable super awesome better than Biden better than Tj/Thomas Jefferson and makes jacobs look decently cool when you see a Matthew you will never forget it

Wow did you see Matthew He is better in real life than on Tv

by mnbvcddfghjk March 9, 2022

Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.

dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*

by Carge_Lock March 19, 2024

Matthew

A real piece of shit, that one cracker-ass emo kid who loves Green Day and gets absolutely no pussy

I met this one guy at school who was an absolute joke, his name was Matthew

by stumpycrumpy December 12, 2021

matthew windsor

a type of male who thinks his dick game is strong but in reality he’s a rabbit in the bed. he wants to fuck any bitch with legs and his famous line is “lemme come over”

girl #1 - Matthew Windsor texted me last night and said “lemme come over” . I think he likes me

girl #2- dont feel special, texted me the same thing and asked to tap

by Lil boat 2000 May 26, 2020