Matthew

A real piece of shit, that one cracker-ass emo kid who loves Green Day and gets absolutely no pussy

I met this one guy at school who was an absolute joke, his name was Matthew

by stumpycrumpy December 12, 2021

matthew windsor

a type of male who thinks his dick game is strong but in reality he’s a rabbit in the bed. he wants to fuck any bitch with legs and his famous line is “lemme come over”

girl #1 - Matthew Windsor texted me last night and said “lemme come over” . I think he likes me

girl #2- dont feel special, texted me the same thing and asked to tap

by Lil boat 2000 May 26, 2020

Matthew K

Sloppy pig who likes bbq sauce and has a lot of dandruff.

Matthew K Is a sloppy pig who
likes bbq

by Krusty Weirdo 997 December 2, 2019

matthew pickering

Professional hunter
Preferred weapon: Front right section of any capable vehicle
Preferred prey: Dogs

Gonna go do some “matthew pickering” this weekend

by jcv2001 July 28, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is the type of dude to play fortnite while his girl with the big tits is riding the pony on his enchanted sword and his friend Dixon cider lives in a mini bus and likes to play charades with his nans ex boyfriend

Person No.1 : Damn that guy looks like a Matthew

Person No.2 : Yeh I bet his southern regions r covered in freckles

by Emogirl69 ;) July 24, 2020

Matthew

A based monkey.

Matthew: n word
Person 2: based monkey

by Reetayeetalicious boii October 16, 2021

Matthew

An obese kid that likes to bully others and lies because he is so single.

Ugh, you're such a Matthew.

by Just_a_random_human October 29, 2019