yo mama

yo mama so fat that she had to get baptized at sea world.
yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
yo mama so ugly when Mike Tyson punched her she got 10 times prettier.

Sorry, I shouldn't really talk about yo mama like that, I don't even know the man.

yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets

by it's cripton bitch February 13, 2019

Yo mama

If someone attempts to roast you, they say this.

Me: You be stupid
You: Yo mama is stupid
Me: bro

by P3NCIL February 15, 2019

coona mama

A large vagina that is mildly hot and bothered.

Daaaamn, her coona mama phat af!

by Jae9hoez March 9, 2019

bah mama

a polite way to say "oops" in bulgarian

*something happens*
Ivancho:bah mama

by Park Guz March 9, 2019

cooter mama

Fine young lady with nice body and looks like she has good pussy.

Damn Quentin did you see that fine cooter mama walking by?!

by Ryan and Quentin March 17, 2019

yo mama

the beginning of a funny and weird joke

yo mama so fat when thanos snapped his fingers she only lost weight!

by bobby lulu May 6, 2019

yo mama

you eat my elephants uncle billy bob and then suck his dick

you yo mamaed

by billy bobs uncle3567 May 12, 2019