Logan

Extremely Handsome and Humble. ENORMOUS dick. I mean massive. They called it the gut buster- literally tore people apart. Hes ripped as well.

Cinderella: "Why are you in the hospital Doja?"
Doja: "Logan busted my gut! I have serious internal bleeding now but it was worth it!"

by StacyBasey November 22, 2021

Logan

A small penis man, also very very Jewish and likes boys

Stop being a Logan that’s so Jewish of you

by Jewish101 March 12, 2020

Logan

Tries to be athletic but gets consistently talked about his lack of skill behind his back. Even if he doesn't look that bad, how annoying he is and how cool he thinks he is makes up for it.

"Look at how cool that guy thinks he is. his name is probably logan.

by An-Eagle February 22, 2019

Logan Paul

BIG GAY WE SHOULD BAN HIM FROM LIVINGGGGG. HE PROBABLY FILMED YOUR GRANDMA WHEN SHE DIED AND HIM AND HIS BROTHER ARE IN A VVVVVVVVVERY INTENSE RELATIONSHIP. they do lots of anal.

girl: do u like logan paul?
boy: he makes his brothers ass bleed so no
girl: your cool if u dont like logan paul.

by Spatulaspatle likes your mom January 31, 2019

Logan

Logan is actually so good and cool! Meow. He once fell in 4th grade, broke his leg, and the nurse gave him a cough drop. 0/10 for the school

Logan: I broke my leg
Nurse: Fuck you

by LOlZUWu! March 29, 2022

Logan

Logan for sure knows how to ride a bike. pretty much just the best at anything he does. Logan has a fat johnson and he knows how to use it.

Don't be a Zack... be a Logan.

by Big Johnson from Wisconson August 3, 2019

Logan

Logan is a genuinely funny guy. He's the life of the party, but don't have the party at your house. When there is alcohol involved your walls may magically get holes punched into them. Logan is pretty short for being a male. He is not racist, but he doesn't like anyone who isn't white. Logan is a keeper.

Tie your shoes super tight Logan is coming to the party.

I'm not racist, I am Logan.

by chchchchldldldld January 23, 2022