justin johnson

The best person you will ever meet especially on discord IM TELLING YOU THEY ARE THE BEST

"justin johnson is a great friend :D"

by The Grim Reaper.. August 28, 2022

devin damon johnson

"Oh my god I just want to touch him"says every girl he meet with his dark hair and big brown eyes he make all the girls wet, he is also strong and loves a good fight, he's a funny and creative person.

"Devin Damon Johnson" it's the name that means seed of the gods

by Hank brewer November 23, 2021

Hobo Johnson

When you have sex in public with a homeless person and leave them some change for them afterwards.

I just performed a hobo Johnson with that homeless man over there.

by Naplessaddict June 24, 2019

Chappy Johnson

A very crusty dick

man i got a really Chappy Johnson from not showering all month

by SnoMEX May 24, 2018

Smelly Johnson

You steal something and it fucks you so bad that you get kicked out of your fire company

I can’t believe I got smelly Johnson’ed

by Chibs5 April 4, 2022

Cranberry Johnson

Penis covered in period blood

He had sex when she was on her period now he has a cranberry johnson

by Cranberry Johnson May 30, 2018

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

One of Elias’s many names he goes by in highschool. Some might say he’s more buff than meets the eye.

-Dude Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is so cool

-Honestly I would hit it

by Daddy Sin October 4, 2021