Jake paul

a person who has no brain cells , hypocritical & no sense because of his brainless head

jakepauler: jake paul ! jake paul: get the fuck off my car jakepauler: *starts crying i love you* jakepaul: *merch merch* MONEYYYYY

by cottoneyedjo September 22, 2018

Jake-d

When playing a game of cards and the cards/table need to be cleared, a member of the game will flick his or her hand at another player of the game, and that player will clear the cards from the table. Eye contact must be made in order for the rule to take effect.

Since I lost the last round of Kings, Michael jake-d me and I had to clear the cards.

by Mike Bandana September 25, 2010

Jake Errante

If his name is Jake he's got the cake

woah look at his cake
That's Jake Errante

by the puff puff wizard February 7, 2022

Jake Pauling

Being a gay faggot that loves to film dead people

>Oh did you see him?
>Yeah he is Jake Pauling again

by Nigger Faggot the Gay faggot March 29, 2018

Jake Sanchez

Jake is a dad, he loves to kiss his homies good night. He has a really cute situation with his teeth, and it kinda makes him look like mator from the cars franchise. This is not a bad thing, if I’m honest it’s kinda cute. To sum it up I think Jake Sanchez is a real dad and is perfect for anyone with a cars fetish

Jake Sanchez is my dad

by Dummy thicc May 30, 2018

Jake Shirleying

the act of hanging from ones ankles and masturbating until completion

Last night my girlfriend couldnt come over, so i ended up jake shirleying for 35 minutes.

by Bryton quermo October 15, 2021

Jake Sim

Jake Sim from a 7 members kpop boy group. Aka my husband.

Person 1: Omg did you see Jake Sim on the En-o-clock today? He was so cute!
Me: Yes of course he is my husband after all.

by JakeSimWife June 8, 2022